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So, did you think you'd end
Up here?
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Killface: what? When?
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The night the...
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Killface: oh, that night.
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No. God, no.
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Thought we were all dead.
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Both: no!
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[ all screaming ]
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[ chanting ]
[ both screaming ]
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[ chuckles ]
Yes.
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[ creaking ]
[ dog barks ]
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Killface: would've died, too,
If those couplings hadn't
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Melted.
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'cause your plan was to push
The earth into the sun.
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Killface: no, obviously not,
Because, you know...
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End result.
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The animatrix pushed the
Earth just barely away from the
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Sun.
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I mean, we're literally
Talking 3 feet.
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Well, about -- about a meter.
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He's from holland.
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Yeah.
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Just enough to stop global
Warming, if you can believe
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That.
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Killface: that was the plan,
Because god was too busy to
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Help.
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[ imitates telephone ringing ]
"Hello, this is god."
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Yes, hello, it's earth.
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Can you cure global warming?
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Click.
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You know, so...
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Am I a hero?
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[ cheers and applause ]
Yeah.
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You have to realize, this
Came right on the heels of
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Baby lamont.
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I mean, until then, who really
Cared about global warming?
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Al gore and the bong-water
Brigade, that's who cared.
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[bleep] Hippies.
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But baby lamont changed all
That.
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The debate over global
Warming heats up as...
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[ speaking german ]
[ speaking spanish ]
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[ speaking chinese ]
...Still stranded on that
Ice flow.
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Rapper taqu'il made headlines
Today, but not the good kind
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Like you want.
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Taqu'il: first of all, I was
Down with global warming way
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Before baby lamont.
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I had my concept album...
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Robotic voice: carbon
Dioxide.
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Taqu'il: global warming.
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Robotic voice: methane.
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Taqu'il: global --
Global warming!
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[ chuckles ]
But now all of a sudden,
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Killface is the hero?
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[ cheers and applause ]
Killface: mm.
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Next thing I know, the dnc
Calls me.
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They say, "Dottie, can you get
Him elected president?"
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I said, "I'm dottie baunch.
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I can get anybody elected."
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I'm the kingmaker.
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[ telephone rings ]
Killface: [ sighs ]
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Right, what are we doing?
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We're going broke is what
We're doing.
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Killface: well, that's hard
To believe.
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We're all making sacrifices.
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I paid for this personally.
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Killface: no, you didn't!
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Well, we still need another
Fund-raiser.
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Killface: oh, I honestly
Don't think I can.
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Oh, the smell of those
Barbecues.
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It's like I should just put my
Nose in a saddle.
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Listen --
Killface: [ sniffs ]
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Mm, whose saddle is this?
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"That's uncle taint's."
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How long's he been riding, dick?
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"Oh, part near three days."
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Well, let's eat, buddy.
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You know how much that ad
Cost.
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Killface: you know, whatever
It was was too much.
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Greetings, america.
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I am killface.
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You might remember me from the
Time I cured global warming,
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Which I totally did on purpose
So that you can go on enjoying
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Your factories and your s.U.V.S
And your tanks and your amber
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Waves of grain.
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Oh, and this little guy.
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Hey, lamont.
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So vote for me for president,
Won't you?
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I know he would, right?
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[ lamont squeaks ]
Paid for by the committee to
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Elect killface.
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What?
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Killface: why would there be
A penguin in a wheat field?
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When your "Q" factor's as
High as lamont's, you can direct
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The spots.
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[ lamont squeaks ]
Killface: all right, here.
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"Q" factor.
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[ sniffs ]
More like pew factor!
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[ laughs ]
Are you doing a trailer?
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'cause I could go in it.
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[ crashing ]
Oh, my liquor!
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Killface: wendell!
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Everybody, get down!
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Aaah, my hands.
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My god.
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You got any bactine?
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Yeah, that was a big change,
Coming over from labor as I did,
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'cause he gets shot at, like,
All the time.
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[ gunshot ]
[ gunshot ]
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[ gunshot ]
Yeah, you know, and it can get
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Stressful, certainly, but, you
Know, you just have to find an
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Outlet.
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Kill me!
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[ crying ]
Um...
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Anywho, I do -- what do I do? --
Perimeter security is big.
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Bad guy comes in.
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Snap, crackle, pop.
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That wakes me up.
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I hit this bad boy.
[explosion]
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Killface: is this all of
Them?
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Wendell?
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That's what I thought.
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Also, I look after
Goldilocks.
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That's my call sign for his kid,
Simon, who, between us, is --
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Is kind of [bleep] Up.
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So, simon, are you happy that
Your dad's running for
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President?
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Okay.
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I wish we could have a
Thought balloon over that guy's
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Head, you know?
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It's like when you look at a
Dog.
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What's he thinking?
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Is he thinking just dog
Thoughts, or is it real
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Thoughts, like, "Hey, we're out
Of things a dog needs."
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So, you know, I try to take him
Under my wing.
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Hey, you want to see something
Pretty kick ass?
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Simon: okay.
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And I'm also required to
Interact with miss baunch.
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Wendell stamps.
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Yessum.
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Don't call me mmm.
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Call me dottie.
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Oh, I don't really want to.
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You know, you strike me as a
Man well-schooled in the subtle
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Art of [bleep]
Um...
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Okay.
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Wendell, look at me.
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[ sighs ]
7:30 in the morning.
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This is what I have instead of
Coffee.
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Yeah, nice lady.
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Nice lady.
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Killface: so, latest polls.
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Where are they?
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You don't want to get bogged
Down in the numbers.
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Killface: they're bad, aren't
They?
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No, no, they're fine.
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Killface: oh, my god, how bad
Are they?
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Mr. Ford: well, bad is a
Relative term.
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I said, "What do you think about
Global warming?"
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Huh?
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Well, get a job, you damn
Hippie, huh?
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Oh [bleep] You.
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Basically, I just make stuff up
And fax it over there.
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Killface: ooh, ooh, there's a
Fax coming.
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Mr. Ford: some weeks he's
Doing good.
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Other weeks he's not doing --
He's not doing any good.
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Killface: great scott!
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These are much better than I
Thought they'd be, if these
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African-american numbers are
Right.
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That was a bit of a surprise,
Especially after last sunday.
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Killface: hello, african
Zionists.
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Pleasure to be here.
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And how about that jesus christ,
Hmm?
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He's one bad mother--
Shut your mouth!
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Killface: I'm just talking
About christ.
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We should send them a pie
Basket.
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They don't eat pie.
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Killface: yeah, they do.
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Have you ever actually met a
Black person?
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Killface: of course!
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Simm was black.
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I don't think a servant is --
Killface: indigent servant...
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Technically.
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How did you ever win the
Primary?
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[ cheering ]
Killface: [ scoffs ] Duh.
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Look, 71% of americans don't
Care at all about global
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Warming.
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Killface: are you -- that's
Not right, is it?
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Mr. Ford: yeah, that's a good
Number.
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Hey, debra, write this down,
Baby.
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I'm gonna play that on a
Straight box.
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Huh?
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I think you know what I'm
Saying.
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Especially republicans, so
That just won't cut it in the
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General election...
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Killface: this bird reeks.
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...Which is why I'm bringing
In an urban-relations advisor.
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Killface: urban re--
No, no, no, no!
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I don't want some affirmative
Ac--
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Actually that -- you know, that
Could really work out for us.
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How are you?
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Care for a grape soda?
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Taqu'il: I'm out.
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Oh, no. Don't be out.
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Be in.
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Taqu'il: he's a one-hit
Wonder -- global warming.
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Killface: cured it.
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Taqu'il: oh, shut up.
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Killface: hey, bro.
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Taqu'il: his foreign policy
Is unrealistic.
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Killface: global warming.
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Taqu'il: his domestic policy
Is nonexistent.
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Killface: global warming.
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Taqu'il: healthcare.
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Killface: global warming.
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Taqu'il: immigration.
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Killface: global warming.
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Taqu'il: welfare reform.
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Man, do you even know what these
Terms mean?
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Killface: I...Know that I
Cured global warming.
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Taqu'il: see, he's a
One-trick pony.
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Killface: well, it's a pretty
Big pony.
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My god.
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I just had a stroke of the most
Brilliant idea ever.
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Killface: well, your blood's
Way too thin for a stroke, so
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Let's hear it.
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Meet you new v.P.
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Killface: who's that?
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Taqu'il -- him.
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Taqu'il: oh, hell yeah.
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The black guy.
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How perfect is that?
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Taqu'il: hell yeah.
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Killface: hmm.
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Taqu'il: what?
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Killface: I [chuckles]
Taqu'il: hey, thank you,
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Strom thurmond.
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Killface: no, I'm cool.
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You know, I'm down with it, but
Is america down?
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Are they ready for a black v.P.?
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I don't know.
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You know, you'd literally be a
Heartbeat away from the
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Presidency.
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Taqu'il: am I really hearing
This?
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Killface: and that's -- I'll
Be honest -- that scares the
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Crap out of a lot of people.
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On the other hand...
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No, I don't know.
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Taqu'il: man [bleep] You.
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Killface: see!
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You're nothing but a hooligan,
Just like that record album all
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Over again.
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Taqu'il: oh, yeah, let's drag
That up.
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Rapper taqu'il made headlines
Today, but not the good kind
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Like you want.
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What I think happened was a
Lot of people just took a lot of
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Things out of context.
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You don't find any of this
Offensive?
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Um, uh, uh...Listen, um...
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Aren't you jewish?
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Who's to say?
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Yes.
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And you don't find any of
This offensive?
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I see a celebration of life,
You know, like "Hoop dreams" or
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"Finding forrester."
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Maybe they're going to find
Forrester...
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In poland.
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Killface: I mean, seriously.
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Taqu'il: look, I made a huge
Donation to b'nai brith.
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Killface: I don't want to
Trade the jewish vote just to
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Get the black vote.
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Taqu'il: hey, blacks make up
13% of the u.S. Population.
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Killface: no, that's not
Right, is it?
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And the jews are only 2%.
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Killface: oh, so net gain,
Then.
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I mean, it's really kind of a
No-brainer.
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Killface: well, then, get on
The bus.
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Taqu'il: hell yeah.
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All right, good decision.
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Killface: oh, also we need a
Bus.